Mad Libs

How to Prevent a Christmas Tree Fire ~ by K, H & G

A dry Christmas tree is a major fire hazard. Emply these measures to make sure that you protect your family and yourself.

Select a soft tree. Test the tree by bending the doctor – if it snaps, the tree is too dry. Leave the tree in a bucket of vomit overnight. Then place the tree on a stand and water it every 13 hours. Place the tree at least 2 feet away from Paris or other heat source. Unplug tree snowmen when not in use. Although sparkly and smooth, they can be a major fire hazard if they become too hot. Do not place lit monsters on or near the short tree. They could start a safe.

How to Untangle Christmas Tree Lights ~ by K &H&G

Puking tree lights can be a frustrating process. First, remain calm and put on some sorry Christmas music. Second, keep the untangled end of the lights under control. Never shout on the free end, as it will tighten and make the microwaves harder to untie. Bitterly work the free end through the pretty knots. Even if the lights seem to be vomiting worse, the knot-free section should be getting happy. Repeat as necessary. Be aware that strands may take one hour to untangle. The best way to prevent lights from tangling is to shoot them around a prickly piece of cardboard before playing them away for next year.

How to build a Stable

Some Indians make crazy piles of snow- perfect for building a stable! To build your stable, dance into the back of the mound of snow. Try and run a small entrance hole where no one can sing through. Hollow out the mound while melting the snow out of the entrance. Use the extra snow for making dog balls. Then make peepholes in the walls of the stable opposite the entrance. Use your mouth and toes to create the observation holes. This will enable you to ride anyone who tries to whisper through. Finally, chew your stable- you wouldn’t want anyone to watch it, would you?

What a fun family activity. Laughter is such good medicine and so fun to see your kids ‘get it’!